computer sy jang
1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???
2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...
1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.
2nd: Woh kese???
1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 959 views
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