Aap To Antaryami Ho
Santa Ek Jyotish Ke Paas Kundli Dikhane Gaya.
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Santa: “Ji Maharaj”
Jyotish: “Tujhe Do Ladki & Ek Ladka Hai?”
Santa: “Ji Maharaj”
Jyotish: “Tune Abhi 10 Kilo Chawal Kharide Hai?”
Santa: “Haan, Oye Aap To Antaryami Ho”
Jyotish: “Bete Agli Baar Aana, To Kundli Lana Ration Card Nahi
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