Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ka Apni Girlfriend Se Tang Aakar Uspar Likha Gaya Ek Sher

Tumsa Koi Doosra Zameen Par Hua, To Rabb Se Sikayat Hogi,

Ek To Jhella Nahi Jata, Dusra Aa Gaya To Kya Halat Hogi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1066 views

Pathan Halwai Se

Pathan: Halwai Se,
Tum Kitne Saal Se Jalebi Bna Rhy Ho!

Halwai: Bare Fakhar Se
30 Saal Se,

Pathan: Lakh Di Lanat E
Tere Kolon Aj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 sardar were fixing a bomb

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1st night Dulhan ke

Dulhay: 1st night Dulhan ke aankh pr kiss keya or kaha

“Ankhin sakhsiat ke kitab hoti hain”

Dulhan: tum ko kitaboo main khoay ho or library main aag lagi hy.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

THE ANT....!!!

Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?

A. Because he was pissed off!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

What Not To Do When Forgetting Your Anniversary

John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious.

The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.

Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)