Ya Allah Kiska Accident Hua Hai?

Sadak Ke Bich Mein Accident Hua Pada Thha Aur Bahut Bidh Ikathi Thi

Khan Ji Ko Dekhne Ka Moka Nahi Mil Raha Tha

To Khan Ne Dimag Lagaya Aur Zor Se Chillaya,

Jiska Accident Hua Vo Mera Baap Hai

Dur Hato, Ye Mere Daddy Hai
Bhid Piche Hati, Jagha Bani To

Khan Ne Dekha Ki
Ek Gadha Mara Pada Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 737 views
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