Halwayi Apni Mithayi Khud Nahi Khata
Santa Ka Dost Banta Usski Mithayi Ki Dukan Per Jata Hai, To Santa Ko Puchhta Hai.
Banta: “Teri Dukan Pe Mitthai Hai Tera Dil Mithayi Khane Ko Nahi Karta?”
Santa: “Karta Toh Buhut Hai Yaar, Par Papa Marenge Isliye Jo Jo Pasand Hoti Hai, Unhe Khali Chaat-Chaat Kar Wapas Rakh Deta Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1086 views
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Kya parso?
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Bolo ...
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi !!
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is me bi intrested ho kia
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Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
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-Dwight Morrow
[email protected]
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Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa : Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya..??
Biwi : Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai..??
Santa : 3 mahine.
Biwi : Aur meri shadi ko..??
Santa : 3 mahine.
Biwi : Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua..??
Santa : 3 mahine baad.
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Tumhe Kal
Subah 5 Baje
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Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Police:
Kyo Hass Rahe Ho?
Sardar:
Mein To Subah 9 Baje Utthta Hu!
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AAJKAL ki Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne ki Waja?
Mobile??
Media??
Intrnet??
Nahi
10th class ki Urdu ki Ghzlen;-)
Achy se Achy Bchy ko Ashiq
Bna dti hen:-)
EXAMPLE :-
Deedar ki Talab he to Nazre
Jamaye Rakh
Ghalib…
Parda ho ya naqab, Sarakta
Zaroor hy
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FARAZ to RAAZ Ek sawal ka jawab do..
WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI HOTI???
RAAZ-Pata nahi??
FARAZ-DASTANYE KI.
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