Santa Ka Dost Banta Usski Mithayi Ki Dukan Per Jata Hai, To Santa Ko Puchhta Hai.

Banta: “Teri Dukan Pe Mitthai Hai Tera Dil Mithayi Khane Ko Nahi Karta?”

Santa: “Karta Toh Buhut Hai Yaar, Par Papa Marenge Isliye Jo Jo Pasand Hoti Hai, Unhe Khali Chaat-Chaat Kar Wapas Rakh Deta Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1029 views

Tere Ashiq Hazar

Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.

Biwi Pyar Se Boli: “Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho”

Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara Or Gusse Se Bola.

Pathan: “Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 rupe lene the

Boyfriend (got excited): Maine ­ ­ -kya
kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke

Girlfriend replied: We were traveling in bus,

Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river..

Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.

Boyfriend:-I was searching for you, na..??

Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupiye lene the.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Dil dewana kehta hai

Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.
Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.
chahat kehti hai izhar krle.
par mummy khti hai pehle
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.
.

Graduation to pass karle

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai

Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,

sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,

Me na socha surprise don ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aap main aur PEPSI

Aap main aur PEPSI main 3 chezain ek jesi hain.
1_Sab ko pasand hai
2_Dono sweet hai
Or
3_Dono mai dimaag ki jaga dhakan laga hai..:-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)