Halwayi Apni Mithayi Khud Nahi Khata

Santa Ka Dost Banta Usski Mithayi Ki Dukan Per Jata Hai, To Santa Ko Puchhta Hai.

Banta: “Teri Dukan Pe Mitthai Hai Tera Dil Mithayi Khane Ko Nahi Karta?”

Santa: “Karta Toh Buhut Hai Yaar, Par Papa Marenge Isliye Jo Jo Pasand Hoti Hai, Unhe Khali Chaat-Chaat Kar Wapas Rakh Deta Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 808 views
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