Hotel Wale Akhir Kyu Lootte Hai Humko
Santa Ek Din Shahar Ke Top Class Hotel Mein Khana Khane Gaya
Thodi Der Baad Jab Uska Order Aya To Usne Order Dekh Ke Waiter Ko Awaj Mari Aur Gusse Se Bola
Santa: “Waiterrrrrrrr, Chiken Biryani Mein Chiken Hi Nahi Hai?”
Waiter Bhi Sardar Ji The Bole: “Sahab, Gulab Jamun Mein Kaun Sa Gulab Aur Jaamun Hota Hain“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1171 views
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