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Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?

Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 75kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi...

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek pathan Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Poocha:

Ek pathan Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Poocha:
Tum Ne 50 Aadmi Q Maaray?

pathan:
Janab, Hum 80 Ki Speed Se truck Chala Raha Tha, Achanak Pata Laga Break Nai Lag Rahy.
Ab Hamary Ek Taraf 2 Aadmi Ja Rahy Thy 0r Ek Taraf Barat,
Hum Kisay Maarta?

Police:
2 Aadmiyon Ko, Nuqsan Kam Hota.

pathan:
Hum Ne yehi Kiya Tha,
Ek Aadmi Ko Mara Aur Doosra Baraat Ki Taraf Bhaaga,
Hum ne Truck Us K Peechay Laga Dia..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A lady broke a signal..

A lady broke a signal..

Police man : Hey !! Stop the car.. lady!

Lady : Please let me go, I am a teacher..

Police man:
Hurrah, I've waited for this moment all my life !

Now write

"I WILL NEVER BREAK A SIGNAL"

500 times :D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
3 Poltry Forms ki Inspectn ho rhi thi.

3 Poltry Forms ki Inspectn ho rhi thi.

Inspectr:
Tm Murghion ko kya dety ho?

Pathan:Bajra

Inspector:Wrong Food Arrest him.

Inspector:Tm kya dety ho.?

2nd pathan:Rice

Inspector:Tm B ghalat ho.
Arrest him

3rd pathan ghabra k bola:
hm to sb Murghion ko 5,5 rupay de deta hai jis ka jo dil chahe kha le.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
pathan tou rackshay wala

Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi

SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi
Sardar 250 afraad le k pohncha,

Larki ka baap: Tum ne tou kha tha k 50 bandey honge?

Sardar: bande 50 e ne, baqi saarey chawal ney.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/#sthash.zVQBoM48.dpuf

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...




2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/#sthash.zVQBoM48.dpuf

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek purani adakara ek qasbey mein gyee

Ek purani adakara ek qasbey mein gyee to log us key gird jama ho gyey. Woh khushi key aalam mein boli, “Aaj 35 saal ki umer mein bhee utni hi maqbool hoon jitni 15 saal ki umer mein thee”

Abhee woh khamosh hui hi thee key ek nojawan bol para, “Kia waqai aap ki umer 35 saal hey?”

“Beshak!” adakara ney jawab diya

“Aap ko apni woh film to yaad hi ho gi jis mein aap ney ek bewa ka role kiya tha, or woh bacha bhee yaad ho ga jis ko us film mein loriyaan suna suna ker sulaya kerti theen”, nojawan ney poocha.

“Haan haan, bilkul yaad hey, aisey lagta hey jaisey kal ki baat ho” adakara boli.

“Mein wohi bacha hoon, or meri umer 35 saal hey”, nojawan ney sanjeedgi sey jawab diya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar g Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Sardar g Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000Rs In The PurseWe Can Take 50-50

Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 About TheRemaining 900 ..? ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sheikh: Mera aba mar gya News k kitny pesy logy

Sheikh: Mera aba mar gya News k kitny pesy logy

Editor: 50Rs/Word

Likho ‘Ghafoor Died’

Editor: sir At least 6Words

Sheikh: Gafoor Died, Suzuki mehran for Sale!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sheikh 2 worker

Sheikh 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kia,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karo ge to agle sal ispar sign kardunga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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