Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 987 views

Girl and shopkeepor

Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa "Valentine Card" hai, jis par lekha hon "mai sirf owr sirf tum se pyar karti hon" ?
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Shopkeeper: Haan hai
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Girl: Acha 7 cards dena

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Neend Ka Intezar

1st Pathan:
Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye
Tu Kya Kiya Jaye ?

2nd Pathan:
O Yara Neend Ka Intezar Karnay Se Tu Behtar Hai Aadmi So Jaye..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

English joke, you must laugh!!!

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day.
"Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," replied Little Johnny.
Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, "with whom?"
"With you!" he said. "But Little Johnny," said the teacher gently,"don't you see how silly that is? Sure I'd like a husband of my own someday... but I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," said Little Johnny reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!".

by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)

elephant-kahan jaa rahi ho?

elephant to ant
elephant-kahan jaa rahi ho?

ant-dress silwa

elephant-kapda bache to mere liye bhi kuch silwalena

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kiss Problem

Girl to Baba-If I kiss a boy to kya hoga?

Baba- Narak mein jaogi sidhe?

Girl-Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh?

Baba-Chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)