pathan tou rackshay wala

Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 914 views
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