Ek pathan Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Poocha:
Ek pathan Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Poocha:
Tum Ne 50 Aadmi Q Maaray?
pathan:
Janab, Hum 80 Ki Speed Se truck Chala Raha Tha, Achanak Pata Laga Break Nai Lag Rahy.
Ab Hamary Ek Taraf 2 Aadmi Ja Rahy Thy 0r Ek Taraf Barat,
Hum Kisay Maarta?
Police:
2 Aadmiyon Ko, Nuqsan Kam Hota.
pathan:
Hum Ne yehi Kiya Tha,
Ek Aadmi Ko Mara Aur Doosra Baraat Ki Taraf Bhaaga,
Hum ne Truck Us K Peechay Laga Dia..
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