Ek pathan Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Poocha:
Tum Ne 50 Aadmi Q Maaray?

pathan:
Janab, Hum 80 Ki Speed Se truck Chala Raha Tha, Achanak Pata Laga Break Nai Lag Rahy.
Ab Hamary Ek Taraf 2 Aadmi Ja Rahy Thy 0r Ek Taraf Barat,
Hum Kisay Maarta?

Police:
2 Aadmiyon Ko, Nuqsan Kam Hota.

pathan:
Hum Ne yehi Kiya Tha,
Ek Aadmi Ko Mara Aur Doosra Baraat Ki Taraf Bhaaga,
Hum ne Truck Us K Peechay Laga Dia..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 907 views

Boss Issues

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

Tumhari mummy ne mera dil tod di

Father- Tumhari mummy ne mera dil tod diya islye mai sharab pi rahaa hu
Son(K.G.)- MUMMY ne mera scale v tod diya
mere liye v ek GLASS lagao papa

by Raju (few years ago!)

College join Kyu Nai Karte ??

Kutte Engg. College join Kyu Nai Karte ??
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Kyunki Woh Pehle Hi Kutto Ke Zindagi Jee Rahe Hote Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ye SMS Abhi Apne 8 FriEnDz

Ye SMS Abhi Apne 8 FriEnDz Ko SenD Kro

AGar Wo WapIs tuM ko sMs KraIn To tuM SaMjh LeNa K
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TuM Bhi FarIgH, TuMHaraY DoSt B FariGH.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

The two flies

There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says,

"Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)