Sheikh: Mera aba mar gya News k kitny pesy logy
Sheikh: Mera aba mar gya News k kitny pesy logy
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Likho ‘Ghafoor Died’
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Sheikh: Gafoor Died, Suzuki mehran for Sale!
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