3 Poltry Forms ki Inspectn ho rhi thi.

3 Poltry Forms ki Inspectn ho rhi thi.

Inspectr:
Tm Murghion ko kya dety ho?

Pathan:Bajra

Inspector:Wrong Food Arrest him.

Inspector:Tm kya dety ho.?

2nd pathan:Rice

Inspector:Tm B ghalat ho.
Arrest him

3rd pathan ghabra k bola:
hm to sb Murghion ko 5,5 rupay de deta hai jis ka jo dil chahe kha le.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 916 views
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