Pathan
Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50
Pathan: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.
Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega
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