Ek purani adakara ek qasbey mein gyee to log us key gird jama ho gyey. Woh khushi key aalam mein boli, “Aaj 35 saal ki umer mein bhee utni hi maqbool hoon jitni 15 saal ki umer mein thee”

Abhee woh khamosh hui hi thee key ek nojawan bol para, “Kia waqai aap ki umer 35 saal hey?”

“Beshak!” adakara ney jawab diya

“Aap ko apni woh film to yaad hi ho gi jis mein aap ney ek bewa ka role kiya tha, or woh bacha bhee yaad ho ga jis ko us film mein loriyaan suna suna ker sulaya kerti theen”, nojawan ney poocha.

“Haan haan, bilkul yaad hey, aisey lagta hey jaisey kal ki baat ho” adakara boli.

“Mein wohi bacha hoon, or meri umer 35 saal hey”, nojawan ney sanjeedgi sey jawab diya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 864 views

Sarder with son

Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

if u marry

If u marry one girl she will fight with you

BUT

if u marry two girlz they will fight for u..

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Boy Teasing A Girl

Boy Teasing A Girl: Ae Chalti Kiya?

Girl: Kaha?

Boy: Wherever You Say

Girl: Ok Lets Go Shopping
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Boy: Kasam Se Didi , Aapke Sath Toh Na Mazak Krna Bhi Gunaah Hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan ki Dua

1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah Se Awlaad ke lie dua mangta raha
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1 din Pathan ke pas Farishta aa kar bola:
"Khan sahb tujhe Allah ka wasta hai
Pahly Shadi tu kar le"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li

Chintoo : Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..
Friend : Woh kaisey?
Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka. Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)