Ek purani adakara ek qasbey mein gyee

Ek purani adakara ek qasbey mein gyee to log us key gird jama ho gyey. Woh khushi key aalam mein boli, “Aaj 35 saal ki umer mein bhee utni hi maqbool hoon jitni 15 saal ki umer mein thee”

Abhee woh khamosh hui hi thee key ek nojawan bol para, “Kia waqai aap ki umer 35 saal hey?”

“Beshak!” adakara ney jawab diya

“Aap ko apni woh film to yaad hi ho gi jis mein aap ney ek bewa ka role kiya tha, or woh bacha bhee yaad ho ga jis ko us film mein loriyaan suna suna ker sulaya kerti theen”, nojawan ney poocha.

“Haan haan, bilkul yaad hey, aisey lagta hey jaisey kal ki baat ho” adakara boli.

“Mein wohi bacha hoon, or meri umer 35 saal hey”, nojawan ney sanjeedgi sey jawab diya.

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