Sardar g Saw A Man Stealing A Purse
Sardar g Saw A Man Stealing A Purse
Thief: There Is 1000Rs In The PurseWe Can Take 50-50
Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 About TheRemaining 900 ..? ;->
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