Santa Ki Biwi Ka Operation
Preeto Ka Abhi Operation Hua Hi Tha Ki Doctor Preeto Ke Paas Ja Kar Bola.
Doctor: “I Am Sorry Operation Ke Waqt Rubber Ka Glove Aapke
Pet Mein Rah Gaya Hai, Dobara Operation Karna Hoga”
Doctor Ki Baat Sun Kar Santa Bola.
Santa: “Abey Pagal Hai Kya? Ye Le 20 Rupay, Naya Le Le“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 796 views
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