Preeto Ka Abhi Operation Hua Hi Tha Ki Doctor Preeto Ke Paas Ja Kar Bola.

Doctor: “I Am Sorry Operation Ke Waqt Rubber Ka Glove Aapke
Pet Mein Rah Gaya Hai, Dobara Operation Karna Hoga”
Doctor Ki Baat Sun Kar Santa Bola.

Santa: “Abey Pagal Hai Kya? Ye Le 20 Rupay, Naya Le Le“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1350 views

Sharab body ko khatam karti hai

Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pagal chinese se

Pagal chinese se: tum american ho?
Chinese: nhi main chinese hu!
Pagal: nhi tum american ho.
chinese gusse me: haan main american hu Pagal: lagte to chinese ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa on call:hi swtheart,kya kar rahi ho,

Santa on call:hi swtheart,kya kar rahi ho,

Gf-meri tabiyat kharab hai janu sone jaa rahi huaur tum...

Santa:main cinema hall mai tere peeche baitha hu kamini……. :p

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kiya Waqt Aa Gaya Hay Insaan Pay Source

Aik kutta doosray se:

Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.

Doosra: Kyon?

Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka hogya tu insanon ki moat maray ga.

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)

2 sal ka bukhar

Santa:dr.shahb 2 sal pehly mujhe bukhar huwa tha
dr:tu ab kia huwa
santa:ap ne nahane se mana kia tha ab naha lun

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)