Shaq Bhari Nazro Se Kyu Dekhti Hai?

Office Mein Aayi Ek Nayi Secretary Ne Apne Boss Se Ek Din Puchha

Secretary: “Sir, Aap Ki Biwi Mujhe Itni Shak Bhari Nazron Se Kyun Dekhti Hai?”

Boss Ne Ek Lamba Saans Choda Aur Bola: “Kyunki Tumse Pahle Wo Meri Secretary Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 575 views
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