Khushkismat Hai Tu Dost
Do Purane Dost Kafi Time Baad Achanak Raste Mein Mile,
Ek Doosre Ka Haal-Chaal Puchne Par Maloom Hua Ki Dono Shaadi Kar Chuke The.
Ek Ne Pucha: “Kaisi Hai Tumahari Biwi?”
Dusre Ne Khush Ho Kar Bataya: “Meri Biwi Ka Kya Kehna Yaar, Wo To Swarg Ki Apsara Hai”
Pehla Udaas Hokar Bola: “Khush Kismat Hai Bhai, Meri To Abhi tak Jinda Hai“
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