Chamdi Chali Jaye Par Damdi Na Jaye
Kanjus Lala Muftimal Ko Bijli Ki Taar Choo Lene Ki Wajah Se Current Ka Jatka Laga.
Biwi Ne Gabrate Hue Puchha: “Aap Theek To Ho Na?”
Kanjus: “Main Theek Hoon Tu Meter Dekh, Unit Kitne Badhe?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views
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Kabhi aapne socha hai….
Tawe pe pada popcorn uchalta kyo hai ? Socho !!
Thik se socho !!
Nahi soch paye ? Thik hai, jawab chahiye…
Khud baith ke dekh lo tawe par,
pata chal jayega.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Ki Maa:
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Lahore Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Sardaar :
Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear
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Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!!
Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi." :D:P :D
roxy
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TEACHER Wo konsa DEPARTMENT hy jis me ORAT kaam nhi kr sakti
STUDENT FIRE BRIGADE
Teacher kyon
Student AURTON ka kaam AAG lgana hay bhujana nahi..
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Pappu To Customer Care Executive: Sir meri bakri sim kha kar bhag gayi hai…….
Executive: Toh mein kya karu….
Pappu: Dekho kahin roming mein toh nahi chali gayi….
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hum dosti ko pura nibhana jante hain, zakham tumhare kitne bhi gehre hon… hum dava jaante hain,
hume bhulne ki koshish mat karna dost, hum gala dabana bhi jante hain!!!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Allama Iqbal Aaj Zinda hotay to
Pakistan ki halat dekh k yeh kehtay..
"Jis raat maine Pakistan ka khawab dekha
Kash uss raat Jaag kar main koi achi Film hi daikh
laita"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
krish: Doctor ne mujhe kaha tha ki woh do hapte mein mujhe pairo par khada kar dega!
Jack: Accha kya who aisa kar paya?
Krish: Ha uska bill chukane ke liye mujhe apni car jo bechni padi.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Bhaagta Hua Ghar Aaya Aur Hanfte Hue Apni Biwi Se Bola
Santa: “Ghar Ka Saara Keemati Samaan Chhupa Do, Mere Kuch
Dost Party Karne Aa Rahe Hain”
Preeto Ne Hairani Se Puchha: “Kyun Aapke Dost Chura Lenge Kya?”Santa: “Nahi Pehchaan Lenge“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:tum sub ne body guard filam dekh kar kia sekha?
Bache :yahi k larkiun ka koi bharosa nai wo to secuirty guard se bi set ho sakti hain
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