Paise Kaise Bachaye, Santa Se Sikhe
Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behes Ho Rahi Thi.
Banta: “Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon Par Akela Hi Chala Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye”
Santa: “Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun, Mene Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise Bachaye“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 565 views
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