Ek Admi Jo Ki Abhi Jawan Hi Tha Accident Ki Wajah Se Mar Gaya, Uski Bahut Hi Sunder Biwi Thi.
Jis Din Uska Antim Sanskar Tha To Us Admi Ka Ek Tharki Dost Uski Biwi Ke Pas Pahuncha Aur Bola

Dost: “Kya Main Suresh Ki Jagah Le Sakta Hoon?”
Biwi: “Haan Kyu Nahi, Mujhe Koi Aitraz Nahi Par Qabristan Walon Se Puch Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1058 views

Ay Sard Sard Raat

‘*KANWARA GHAZAL *

Ay Sard Sard Raat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye

Karni Hy Dil Ki Baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye

Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raaton K Darmeyan

Tanha Hy Meri Zat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye

Bachpan Ki Zid Nahi Jawani Ki Bat Hy

Ay Merey lovly Maan baap Mujhe “Bivi”Chahiye

Chehry Sy Berukhi Ka Naqab Utar Do

Ab Maan Jao Bat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye

Dekhi Hy Main Ne Dulhan Mujhe braat Chahiye

kr di he akhri baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahye

Dedicated to all kanwara

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

One day one boy and girl came late to school

One day one boy and girl came late to school.

Teacher Asked Girl why were they late,

Girl: Sir i lost my 1 rupee coin on the way while i was coming to school, i searched for that for that i got late.

Teacher asked the boy why were u late,

Boy replied:i was standing on that coin to hide.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aaisa kab hota hai

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Torch Theek Hai

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna starts his practice.

He checked 1st patient's eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said..

Bole To.. Torch Theek hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha 2

Sardar:
Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha 2,

SalesMan:
Plain Mein Dikha Doon?

Sardar:
Hawai Jahaz wich Jan di ki Zarurat ay ethe e wakha deh.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)