Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.

Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.

Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 778 views

A Young Naval Student

A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.
"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?" asked the captain.
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"Hold on," said the captain. "Where are you getting all those anchors from?"

"From the same place you're getting your storms, sir."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Star Plus Aur Colors Ka Kya Fayda Hai?

Star Plus Aur Colors Ka Ek Fayda To Hai,

Jab Ghar Wale Inko Dekh Rahe Ho,
Kitni Der Bhi Phone Pe Kisi Se Lage Raho,Koi Tension Nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi K Baad Maut

Kid: Daddy ye School kia hota hai?
Father: Ye Woh jaga hai,

Jahan Parents ko Loota

Aur Bachon ko Koota jata hai. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zabrdast Misunderstandin

Zabrdast Misunderstandin g
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Jewellery shop me ek admi ki
zabrdst pitayi ho gyi,
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Reason Usne Sales girl se kha ki
"Aaapki ek - ek item gazab ki
hai"
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Aaj sone ka kya rate hain?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Next Stop

Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)