Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.

Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.

Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 550 views
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