Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 811 views
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