Phaasi se pehle kisse miloge?

Jailer: Phaasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 785 views
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