Jailor: Faansi pe latakne se pahle koi aakhri
khwaish…?

Santa: Biwi se milna hai…

Jailor: Biwi se hi kyun, Mama papa se kyun nahi…?

Santa: Saale agle janam me.. Mama Papa to Janm lete hi mil jayenge, par Biwi to 25 saal baad milegi na….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 658 views

Sardar

Sardar: Itnay saray log football ko laat kion mar rahay hain?
.
Admi: Goal karny ke lie
.
Sardar: Gol hi tu hai, owr kitna gol karengay?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai

2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin

sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blood test

Sardar & Pathan were sitting outside a clinic.
Pathan was crying like anything.
So Sardar asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan replied: I came here for blood test
Sardar: So? Are you afraid?
Pathan: No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger
Hearing this Sardar started crying.
Pathan was astonished and asked Sardar: Why are you crying?

Sardar replied: I have come for my urine test.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Zoo Me Ek bandar ne dusre

Zoo Me Ek bandar ne dusre bandar ka hath dekh kar Bataya-Mujhe tumhara future andkar me nazar aa raha hai

Tum Ek din Insan ban jaoge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 chor police se chupta hua

1 Chor, Police Se Chupta Hua 1 Tuti Qabr Me Lait
Gya.
Qareeb Se Kuch Pathan Guzray
To Unho Ne Socha Ke Shayed Log Mayat Par Matti
Dalna Bhool Gaye. Fatta Fatt Matti Dalna Shuru
Kar Di
Chor Bola: “Bachao Bachao”
Pathan: “Oh Khocha Jaldi Jaldi Matti Daalo Is Par
To Azaab Shuru Ho Gaya Ha..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)