Jailor: Faansi pe latakne se
Jailor: Faansi pe latakne se pahle koi aakhri
khwaish…?
Santa: Biwi se milna hai…
Jailor: Biwi se hi kyun, Mama papa se kyun nahi…?
Santa: Saale agle janam me.. Mama Papa to Janm lete hi mil jayenge, par Biwi to 25 saal baad milegi na….
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