Biwi neend me zorse
chillai: Jaldi utho,
mere PATI Aa gaye

SANTA utha,
khidki se kud gaya,
Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala
mein hi to uska pati
hu!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 918 views

Aik phatahn ko

1 Pathan ko Gadhay ne laat mari,

Pathan ko Ghussa Aya wo utha,

Aur Gadhay ko 4 – 5 laaty mar kar bola:

Aainda Apne baap k 7 badtamizi ni krna.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A blind man

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”‘

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa’s wife: Oye JI stop looking

Santa’s wife: Oye JI stop looking at other women you are married now.
Santa: Arre you mean if I am on diet I cant look at the menu also?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan k betay ki roti

Pathan K Betay Ki Roti per Se Chooha Guzer Gaya.

Son to Pathan: Ab Main Ye Roti Nahi Khaonga.



Pathan: Kha Le Beta,
Choohy Ne Konsi Chappal Pehni Hui Thi.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pathan: yaara ye “Sent Message”

Pathan: yaara ye
“Sent Message”
kya hota hai?

dusra pathan: Khuda ki kasam tum to bilkul jahil ka bacha hai.
“Sent Message” ka matlab hai khushboo wala message.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)