S0lve the case?
S0lve the case?
Ek admi ka qatal hua sunday 7-jan-2007 aftern0on us ki biwi ne p0lice ko bulaya
p0lice sb se sawal puchne lagi
Wife: sir me so0o rahi thi jis waqt qatal hua
C0ok: mai khana paka raha tha
Gardener: mai pst offce gya hua tha
N0kr: mai gao gya hua tha
Children : ham khelne gaye the
par0si: ham shadi me gaye huye the
P0lice ne f0ran qatil ko arrest kar lia reply
k0n hai qatil With reason answer
esi me hai g0r se parhiye
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