Banta: Biwi se jhagra solve hua kya??
Banta: Biwi se jhagra solve hua
kya??
Santa: Ghutnoo pe chal ke ayi thi
mere pass
Banta: kya boli??
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Santa: Boli bed ke neeche se nikal
aa
Ab nahi marungi :D :P ;)
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