Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa : Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya..??

Biwi : Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai..??

Santa : 3 mahine.

Biwi : Aur meri shadi ko..??

Santa : 3 mahine.

Biwi : Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua..??

Santa : 3 mahine baad.

Biwi : Total kitne mahine ho gaye..??

Santa : Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1058 views

Purani Baat

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.

MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?

MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu Ki Umar Ka Raaz

Ek Aadmi Ne Pappu Se Puchha.

Aadmi: “Beta Tumhari Umar Kya Hai?”

Bachha: “Ji, Ghar Mein 14, School Mein 12, Train Mein 7 Aur Facebook Pe 19 Saal Ka Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mother's and Wife's Tears

Chintu: Papa What's the Difference Between
Mother's Tears & Wife's Tears?

Father: Mother's tears Affect your HEART,

And
Wife's Tears Affect your POCKET. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone

aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?

Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There were two blondes

There were two blondes, who went deep into the woods, searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperature and a few close calls with hungry Wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)