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7 sadhu 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain
Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu?
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain
Aur kehtaa hain.. chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa "Valentine Card" hai, jis par lekha hon "mai sirf owr sirf tum se pyar karti hon" ?
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Shopkeeper: Haan hai
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Girl: Acha 7 cards dena
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
BOY: Bada mushkil hai TEACHER se pyar karna..
Friend: Kyon??
BOY: Loveletter bheja tha... 7 mistakes nikal di..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy: Mere dada ney 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat diye thhe. .
Dost: Gardanien kyun nai katein?
Boy: Wo pehle se he kati hui thi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jungle ki baat hai ek cheeta Cigar ka kash lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha
wahan aaya aur bola.
Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho
Cheetay ne ek socha aur phir choohe ke sath daudhne laga.
Aage ek haathi afeem pi raha tha, chooha phir bola.
Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho
Haathi bhi sath dorne laga.
Agay sher vodka ka peg bana raha tha, choohe ne usay bhi wohi kaha.
Sher ne glass side mein rakha aur choohe ko 7-8 thappad maarey.
Haathi bola, Arey ye to tumhe zindagi ki taraf le ja raha ha, kyon
maar rahay ho is bechare ko ?
Sher bola, Yeh Kameena pichli baar bhi cocaine pi kar mujhe 3 ghante
jungle mai ghumata raha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Pahli baar Sasural Gaya,
Uski Saas Ne Use 7 Din Tak
Subah-Sham Palak Ka Saag Khilaya.
8ve Din Saas Ne Pucha: “Beta, Kya Khaoge?”
Aadmi Bola: “Mummy Ji, Khet Dikha Do, Khud Hi Char Aaunga“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
There Are Basically 7 Types Of Girls…
1. Hard Disk Girls: Remember Everything Forever.
2. Ram Girls: Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off.
3. Screen Saver Girls: Just For Looking.
4. Internet Girls: Difficult To Access.
5. Server Girls: Always Busy When Needed.
6. Multimedia Girls: Makes Horrible Things Looks Beautiful.
7. Virus Girls: These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife Once Enters In Your System Don’t Leave Even After Format.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pappu In Lift.. Girl : Mehnga Perfume Laga K Lift Me Ayi, Or pappu Ko Akad K Boli Cobra Perfume, Rs.6000..:)
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2nd Girl Ayi : Jasmeen
Perfume"rs.7000 .. :)
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Achanak Lift Ruk Gayi Or Khuch
Smell Aayi
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Dono Ladkiyon Ne Apna Naak Pakda Or pappu Ko Dekhne Lagi... :
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pappu With Smile:- "Muli" 14 Rupey
Kilo.....
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pappu Madhosh Ladkiya Behosh.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Punjabi Dieting Plan
7:30am : 1 bread, half boiledegg
10am : 1 cup green Tea
12pm : half cup boiled chanay
1pm : 1 banana
5pm : 1 Cup Tea without sugar
7pm : 1 cup skim milk
9pm : Green Tea
10:00pm : Johnnie Walker
11:45pm : Chicken Tikka, Butter Naan, Makhni Paneer,Butter Chicken, Dal Makhni, Chocolate
Cake, Gulab Jamun..
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Dieting di maaa di.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Ne Pappu Se Puchha.
Aadmi: “Beta Tumhari Umar Kya Hai?”
Bachha: “Ji, Ghar Mein 14, School Mein 12, Train Mein 7 Aur Facebook Pe 19 Saal Ka Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 sardar ji looking at egyptian mummy…
Sardar 1 : Look so many bandages , pakka lorry accident case!!
Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written… BC 1760
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
7 sadhu 7 chatai par dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hai aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko pranam kar poochta hai: Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai, kya Karoon?
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hai aur kehta hai: chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A teacher said to a student could you count to ten for me. This is what the kid said: “1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
10.”
The teacher asked, “Where is 9.”
“7 ate 9,” said the student matter-of-factly.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kanjoos baap k bete ne
kha:"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi hai. 50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke"
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise
de diye. 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola:"Meri GF pregnant hai
75,000 mang rahi hai.
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de
diye. 6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki
kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am
pregnant!"
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Kanjoos ne usko gale se
Lagaya Aurkaha: "Shabaash beti, Ab paise leneki baari hamari hai"..:p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
S0lve the case?
Ek admi ka qatal hua sunday 7-jan-2007 aftern0on us ki biwi ne p0lice ko bulaya
p0lice sb se sawal puchne lagi
Wife: sir me so0o rahi thi jis waqt qatal hua
C0ok: mai khana paka raha tha
Gardener: mai pst offce gya hua tha
N0kr: mai gao gya hua tha
Children : ham khelne gaye the
par0si: ham shadi me gaye huye the
P0lice ne f0ran qatil ko arrest kar lia reply
k0n hai qatil With reason answer
esi me hai g0r se parhiye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)