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love

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
...Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)
Bataao 45+5 kitna hua?

Teacher: 4+3=7 aur 5+4=9, ab tum bataao 45+5 kitna hua?

Student: Kya sir? aasaan sawaalo ka jaavaab aap de diye aur mushkil savaal mujhse kar rahe ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jeene ke liye Oxygen

Teacher: jeene ke liye Oxygen zaroori hai. ise 1773 mein aavishkaar kiye.

Pappu: baap re bach gaya!! agar usse pehle paida hota to main mar jaata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
shave

girl TO pathan;tum din mein kitni bar shave kartey hu?
pathan;din mein 70 ,80 baar...
GIRL:tum pagal hu?
PATHAN:kocha!hum nai hain....

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
teacher nay pathan sy pucha

Teacher: 1876 Me Kya Howa Tha?

Pathan: Nahi Pata!!

Teacher: Stupid Qaid-e-Azam Peda Howe Thay.
Ab Ye Batao K 1880 Me Kya Howa Tha??

Pathan: Thora Sochne K Bad Qaid-e-Azam 4 Saal K Howe The.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan ki namaz

Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaz Adaa Karny ki Socha

Namaz se Pehly Pathan Ne Onchi Awaz Mai Niyat Ki

2 Rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
7 June 2009
5:20 Purana Time.
ALLAH O AKBAR

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan to interviewwer

# Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aaj Tum Late Kyun Aaye?

Miss:
Aaj Tum Late Kyun Aaye?
School 7 Baje Shuru Hota Hai Phir Dair Kyun Ki?

Kid:
Miss Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karen Log Shak Karte Hain...:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Eyesight is Perfect

Wife looks in d mirror & says 2 her husband....
"I look horrible ,fat 7 ugly . plz say something nice 2 me dear '
husband replies " ur eyesight is perfect.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Blance

easy load 2012
TID 0074209115883
dear customar you have Rechared Rs.100
Deducation of
VAT 25%
Zardari tax 20%
Benazeer Barsi Tax 10%
RGST 5%
GST 17%
Flood Tax 5%
Bilawal Study Tax 6%
Bakhtawar study+jahaz Tax 5%
Your New Balance..
Rs. 2
Enjoy for Miss calls only

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Bhai Aapke Sare Msgs Mai

Bhai Aapke Sare Msgs Mai 1 Larki ko Bhejta Hon.

Or Aaj usne pocha k ye pyary pyary msg kn krta he tmhy.

Mene us ko apka nam btaya lekn usne bht zid ki k
Mujhe uska nmbr b do mene mjborn usko ap ka nmbr dia he.

Plz plz plz plz uske 7 koi btmizi na krna uska name he

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Shabbo Jamadarni. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Profit n loss

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit?

Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd

Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd
"My Mob No is change"

Pehale Nokia6610 tha
Now I Have N73

So Plz Call n sms me on My New Nos thanks

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Suna he is ghar me Bhoot Pret reh

GIRL : Suna he is ghar me Bhoot Pret rehte H

GOLU: Pata nahi Mainto 7 saal pehle mar gaya tha

MORAL : GOLU ko marne k baad bhi akal nahi aayi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Main aur meri girlfriend

Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain...

Banta: mast, Kab...?

Santa: Meri 7th Dec ko
aur uski 13th Feb ko..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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