Jungle ki baat hai

Jungle ki baat hai ek cheeta Cigar ka kash lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha

wahan aaya aur bola.

Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho

Cheetay ne ek socha aur phir choohe ke sath daudhne laga.
Aage ek haathi afeem pi raha tha, chooha phir bola.

Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho

Haathi bhi sath dorne laga.

Agay sher vodka ka peg bana raha tha, choohe ne usay bhi wohi kaha.
Sher ne glass side mein rakha aur choohe ko 7-8 thappad maarey.

Haathi bola, Arey ye to tumhe zindagi ki taraf le ja raha ha, kyon
maar rahay ho is bechare ko ?

Sher bola, Yeh Kameena pichli baar bhi cocaine pi kar mujhe 3 ghante
jungle mai ghumata raha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 609 views
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