Jungle ki baat hai ek cheeta Cigar ka kash lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha

wahan aaya aur bola.

Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho

Cheetay ne ek socha aur phir choohe ke sath daudhne laga.
Aage ek haathi afeem pi raha tha, chooha phir bola.

Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho

Haathi bhi sath dorne laga.

Agay sher vodka ka peg bana raha tha, choohe ne usay bhi wohi kaha.
Sher ne glass side mein rakha aur choohe ko 7-8 thappad maarey.

Haathi bola, Arey ye to tumhe zindagi ki taraf le ja raha ha, kyon
maar rahay ho is bechare ko ?

Sher bola, Yeh Kameena pichli baar bhi cocaine pi kar mujhe 3 ghante
jungle mai ghumata raha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1020 views

Pathan

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
.
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Shama Chahta Hon

HINDU ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy

HINDU: Me shama chahata hun

Pathan: Shama ko hum bhi chahta hai lekin Uska baap nahi manta. :(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor

Doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.

doctor .....acha to main ap ko kal se& 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rope ka fayda& nazar aye ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?

Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?

Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.

Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Qaza Namaz

Ek phatan ne spni qaza namaz ada kerne ka socha

Namaz se pehle onchi awaz main niat ki

2 rakat namaz fajar qaza, 2 November 1985, Allah o Akbar

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)