Ek Aadmi Pahli baar Sasural Gaya

Ek Aadmi Pahli baar Sasural Gaya,
Uski Saas Ne Use 7 Din Tak

Subah-Sham Palak Ka Saag Khilaya.
8ve Din Saas Ne Pucha: “Beta, Kya Khaoge?”

Aadmi Bola: “Mummy Ji, Khet Dikha Do, Khud Hi Char Aaunga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 599 views
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