Ek Aadmi Pahli baar Sasural Gaya,
Uski Saas Ne Use 7 Din Tak

Subah-Sham Palak Ka Saag Khilaya.
8ve Din Saas Ne Pucha: “Beta, Kya Khaoge?”

Aadmi Bola: “Mummy Ji, Khet Dikha Do, Khud Hi Char Aaunga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 600 views

simple Curiosity

My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were infact "cheating" on her. I asked my wife if she would ever do that. She said, "Well not so much to find out who the other woman was, but to see if I could find out what she saw in ya."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bade Hokar Kya Banoge?

Class Mein Teacher Sab Bacho Se Puchti Hai Tum Bade Ho Kar Kya-Kya Banoge,

Santa Ki Baari Aati Hai Aur

Teacher Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “Acha Santa Tum

Batao Bade Ho Kar Kya Banoge?”

Santa: “Mam, Main Pilot Banunga”

Teacher: “Kyun?”

Santa: “Oh Mam Samajha Karo, Upar Accident Ka Khatra Nahi Hota Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper"
.
Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan

Animals Name

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?

Sardar: Frog

Pathan Theek hai, or batao,

Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.

Pathan: Shabash......

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika

5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEhay tHay,

eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ?

PHaTaNoN nE kAha :

Hamare Ustad ne kaha hAi k Pakistan kO le kaR Agy bHaRo . ;-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)