2 sardar ji looking at egyptian mummy…
2 sardar ji looking at egyptian mummy…
Sardar 1 : Look so many bandages , pakka lorry accident case!!
Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written… BC 1760
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 610 views
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