Punjabi Dieting Plan
Punjabi Dieting Plan
7:30am : 1 bread, half boiledegg
10am : 1 cup green Tea
12pm : half cup boiled chanay
1pm : 1 banana
5pm : 1 Cup Tea without sugar
7pm : 1 cup skim milk
9pm : Green Tea
10:00pm : Johnnie Walker
11:45pm : Chicken Tikka, Butter Naan, Makhni Paneer,Butter Chicken, Dal Makhni, Chocolate
Cake, Gulab Jamun..
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Dieting di maaa di.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 759 views
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"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P
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