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Teacher: 1876 may kya howa tha

Teacher: 1876 may kya howa tha

Pathan: Nahi pata

Teacher: stupid Qaid-e-Azam peda howe thay. ab ye batao k 1880 may kya howa tha

Pathan: thora sochne k bad Qaid.e.Azam 4 saal k howe the…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Beta is bar exam may pas ho

Baap: Beta is bar exam may pas ho fail bike zaror dilaonga..

Larka: khush ho k konsi abbu

Baap: Pas howa tu HONDA 70 collage jane k lie. Aor fail howa tu YAMAHA 100 doodh pechne k lie

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sheikh Aur Sheikh ki Bivi Ghumte Pherte

Sheikh Aur Sheikh ki Bivi Ghumte Pherte 1 Hotel k Samne Se Guzre

Sheikh Bola kya kayal Aik Aik Icecream Aur Hojaye ?

Bivi Ne Tanzya kaha App Ne Tou Youn kaha Jaise Aik Aik Icecream kha Chuke Hai

Sheikh Bhol Gaye Ho 6 , 7 Sal Guzre Hum Ne Is Hotel Mai Icecream khaye Thi .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
How old are you Shobit?

Rahul: How old are you Shobit?
Shobit: i'm 7 years old.

Rahul: You know what when I was in your age I was also 7.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Girl to Shopkeeper

Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa “Valentine Card” hai, jis par lekha hon “mai sirf owr sirf tum se pyar karti hon” ? .

Shopkeeper: Haan hai .

Girl: Acha 7 cards dena

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Khargosh K F.Sc Mai Aye 75% Marks

Khargosh K F.Sc Mai Aye 75% Marks

Kachway K 50%

Phr B Kachway Ka Univrsty Mai
Admision Ho Gya

KAISE?

Sports Basis Pe Na Yar
Bachpan Mai Race Nai Jeeta Tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
:Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen

Student:Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?
Sir:Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hoja Warna 5,7 dhar dunga 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir ajynge!
studnt:sir g urdu,english hi theek hymath waqai bakwas subject hy:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
any party which

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be

surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.

-Dwight Morrow



[email protected]

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Aadmi road par khara ho kar

Aadmi road par khara ho kar hans bhi raha tha aur ro bhi raha tha,
paas se guzarne wale larke ne poocha:
Bhai sahib, kiya hua, aap kabhi hanste hain aur kabhi rotey hain.
Aadmi bola: Yaar hans es liye raha hun ke meri saas 7th floor se gir gaii, aur ro es liye raha hun ke wo meri naii BMW par giri hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu

Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”
Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?” . . .

Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek pathan ka school main 7th

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Can you count from 0 to 10

In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10.

Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Teacher : Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news
that 5 died in a car accident

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Aisa Hota To Khabrein Masaledar Hoti

Agar Trains Ke Naam Indian Actress Ke Naam Pe Hote To Khabrein Aisi Hoti:

Aaj Bipasha Overload Ho Kar Gayi Hai.

Deepika Ke Neeche Aake Ek Aadmi Mar Gaya.

Accident Mein Mallika Ki Pichli Bogey Tabaah Ho Gayi Hai.

Tej Raftaar Ki Wajah Se Kangana Patri Se Utar Gayi Hai.

Rakhi Pe Chadhne Walo Ki Tadaad Mein Ijaafa.

Rani Chalte-Chalte Bandh Ho Gayi.

Vidya Ki Body Change Karne Ka Faisla.

Katrina Par Gair Kanooni Dhang Se Chadhe Hue 7 Aadmi Giraftaar.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sir log Urdu English men bat krte

Student:
Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?

Sir:
Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hoja Warna 5,7 dhar dunga 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir ajynge!
studnt:sir g urdu,english hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Prove that things

Teacher: Prove that things
compress with cold & expand with heat.
Student: Sir, garmiyan ch chuttiyan 45 hoti hain
aur sardiyon me sikud ke 7 reh jati hain!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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