Chotu Ek Aur Chatai Laga De Beta
7 sadhu 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain
Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu?
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain
Aur kehtaa hain.. chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta..
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