Santa Lost His Cheque Book:
Bank Manager: Be Careful, Anyone Can Put Ur
Sign,
Santa: Oye, I’m Not A Fool, I Have Already Signed
All Cheques.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1623 views

Tere Ashiq Hazar

Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.

Biwi Pyar Se Boli: “Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho”

Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara Or Gusse Se Bola.

Pathan: “Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mairy ammi ko

Larki: Mairy ammi ko tum boht pasand aye ho
.
Pathan: Kuch bhi ho, hum shadi tum se hi karega

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.

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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.

Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lost his cheque book

Santa Lost His Cheque Book:
Bank Manager: Be Careful, Anyone Can Put Ur
Sign,
Santa: Oye, I’m Not A Fool, I Have Already Signed
All Cheques.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The drugs are wearing off!"

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!". Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)