Larki: Mairy ammi ko tum boht pasand aye ho
.
Pathan: Kuch bhi ho, hum shadi tum se hi karega

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 451 views

2 Pathanon Ko 2 Bomb Miley

2 Pathanon Ko 2 Bomb Miley

2 Pathanon Ko 2 Bomb Miley

1 Pathan: Chal Police Ko De K Ate Hen

2nd Pathan: Agr Koi Bomb Raste Me Phut Gya To?

1 Pathan:Jhoot Bol Denge K 1 Hi Mila Tha..:-D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Child to his father

Child to his father: Papa why mother’s tummy is getting so big?

Father: You naughty! you know everything.

Child: No, I don’t.

Father: There’s lot of water in your mother’s belly.

Child: Oh no, then my younger brother will drown in it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Alllah bachay

Allah Bachaye!

Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.

Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.

Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.

Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.

by Razzi (few years ago!)

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi s

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi

latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,

Bartan Lelo Bartan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi

HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi 2 his wife in Lahore. Servant picked the phone.

HusBnd, Mem Sab se bat karvao!

SerVnt, Woh to sahab k sath kamre main so rahi hain.

HusBnd, Par sahb to main hun.

SerVnt, Ab main kia karun?

HusBand, maar de doo no ko main hold krta hun.

After killinG

SerVant, Lashon ka kia karun

HusBand, Ghar ke peche walay swiming pool main phenk de or bhag ja

SerVant, per hamre ghar main to swiming pool hi nahi he..

HusBand, Oh! Sorry Wrong number :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)