A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!". Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 536 views

Laaloo Prasad

Laaloo Prasad:
Itna Sara Log Football Ko
Laat Kaahe Maar Rahay Hain ?
Sardar: Goal Karnay K Liye.

Laaloo: Sasura Gol Hi To Hai
Or Kitna Gol Karengay.Ha Ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ALJEBRA

A teacher teaching ALJEBRA:

If x=y & y=z then
it means x=z.

Give an exmple.

STUDENT:
Sir,
i Love u & u love ur daughter,
it means i love ur daughter...!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teachr 2 studnt

Teachr 2 studnt-past, present, future ka 1example me deti hu or 1tum do

Tchr-"m sundr thi,sundr hu,sundr rhungi.

Stdnt-apko vham tha,vham h or vham rhega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par

Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to

Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mazak ki aadat

Wife:
Apko Meri Khubsurti Ziyada Achi Lagti Hy Ya
Aqalmandi?

Sardar:
“Mhjy To Tumhari Ye Mazaq Karne Ki Adat Bohat
Achi Lagti he,,,

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)