Medical; 622 Jokes

How did this accident

Policeman: How did this accident occur?
Motorist: The sign just there says; Stop-Look-
Listen. And while I was doing that, the train hit
me.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Accident kerne per arrest

Santa ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe
Arrest Kiya..
Judge:Aakhir Ye Accident
Hua Kaise?
Santa:Kyaa Pata Sir,
Me to so Raha Tha....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police or ambulance

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar 2 doct

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?

Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Dr. ne pocha

1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. ne pocha:- “khan sahab kia howa ?” Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Kharab tabiat

Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say
Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Door ki nazer

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai
SPECKS banwa do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh
kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur
tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
14 injection

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka
kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14
injection lagane ka.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intiqaal Ho Gaya Hai



1 Chinese Baccha Doosre Se:
Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intiqaal Ho Gaya Hai

Dossra Baccha: Oh Yaar!!
China Ki Cheezo Ke Sath Yahi Masla Hota Hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
al rakhna

khybeta:abu agr mere exams me 80% marks aye to ap ka kya hal ho ga?
abu:me khushi se pagal ho jaon ga!
beta:nai abu mje ap ka khayal he isi liye me exams me fail ho gaya

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar and doctor

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Andha hun

GIRL apny Nabina boy frnd sae
kash tumharii ankhen hoti or
to tum mere HUSAN ko dekhty...
...boy frnd: ager tum khubsurat hotii to kia,
ANKHON WALE TUMHEN MAIRE LIE CHORTY...
(' ')/ ANDHA HUU
<) ( /PAGAL
_/ \_NAHIIIII.....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bv Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai

Sardar To His Frend:
Yar Meri Bv Pani Se Bohat
Darti Hai

Friend: Acha Wo Kese?

Sardar:Kal Main Ghar Gaya To Wo
Bathtube Main B Securityguard K Sath Bethi Hui Thi

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Main paagal ho

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
1pagal nay 1samjhdar say

1pagal nay 1samjhdar say sawal kia,

Pagal-mombate jale to kya hota hai?
Samajhdar-Roshni,

Pagal-thapad mar kar bol gadhay mom zaya hoti hai,

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

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