Medical; 622 Jokes

Fisrt Sardar: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?

Fisrt Sardar: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?
Second Sardar: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.

Fisrt Sardar: Woh kyun.?

Second Sardar: Kyun ke aaj kal “bluetooth” ka zamana hai yaar…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai
Doc: Daroo Peete ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai

Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.

Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
du pagal apas mai batein kar rahye

du pagal apas mai batein kar rahye hotay hai pehla pagal keh ta hai ke mere pass itni dulat (money) hai ke mai pori duniya kareed lu ga.

 dusra pagal keh tah hai abye ullu mai bachu ga tu tu kareeday ga na .hahahaha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor my son has

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil ‘till I get there 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
hospital joke

patient : doctor,doctor lizard entered in my ear. doctor : when? patient : morning eight o clock doctor. doctor : now 12 O clock why you have not come to me for treatment? patient doctor i thought that lizard will caught the cockrooch which was entered at early morning 4 O clock.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
doctor or patients

patient : doctor,doctor lizard entered in my ear. doctor : when? patient : morning eight o clock doctor. doctor : now 12 O clock why you have not come to me for treatment? patient doctor i thought that lizard will caught the cockrooch which was entered at early morning 4 O clock.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Man: Doctor! Doctor!

Man: Doctor! Doctor! my wife feels she is a chicken. Doctor :- Do you want me to cure her. Man: NO! I want a new egg recipe. 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Aik dost (doosray dost say):Meri aankh mein dard hai koi ilaaj batao.

Aik dost (doosray dost say):Meri aankh mein dard hai koi ilaaj batao.

Doosra dost: meray dant mein dard tha, mein nay nikalwa dia tum bhi aisa hi karo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,

1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya, After operation,

Dr. Asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?

Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao use bata dena ye 2 kash laganay k baad he khulti hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Nurse – “Mubarak ho

Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardar ji.. tusse papa ban gaye..” Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik doctor mareez kay peeche bhaag reha thaa

Aik doctor mareez kay peeche bhaag reha thaa. Logo ne wajah poache to doctor kehta mareez damagh ka operation kerwane aata hai aur baal katwa kay bhaag jata hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl to Dr,”Maine galti se apni Bhabhi ki

Girl to Dr,”Maine galti se
apni Bhabhi ki Unwanted-72 i-Pills kha li, kya kru?”
Dr,”mazay se ghoomo,
Dosto ko khush kro, 72 ghanto k liye Prepaid ho gayi ho !!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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