Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intiqaal Ho Gaya Hai



1 Chinese Baccha Doosre Se:
Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intiqaal Ho Gaya Hai

Dossra Baccha: Oh Yaar!!
China Ki Cheezo Ke Sath Yahi Masla Hota Hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 308 views
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