Medical; 622 Jokes

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ap ke Bachay ki Taang kaatni paray gi.

Dr. Sheikh Se.

Ap ke Bachay ki Taang kaatni paray gi.

Sheikh zor se Cheekhaa

Dr; kya hua?

Sheikh; Pehlay dasna c mein onu navi juti na lay k
denda!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,

Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,
Light nai thi candle jal rai thi

Shkh: Doctor ko lenay ja ra h0on,
agr tumhe lagay k tum nai bachogi to yad se candle bujha dena..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Shaikh ko current laga

1 Shaikh ko current laga begum ne pocha kuch hua to nai?

Shaikh ne kaha mujhe kuch nai huwa bahir ja kar dekho units ktne gire hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.

Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
sheikh ne phir khoon dia.
Ab ki bar Arbi ne ’2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi: ‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai’

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye .

Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho…. .

Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boss ke paas 1 Sardar ki Leave application aai

Boss ke paas 1 Sardar ki Leave application aai, jo kuch yun thi:
Dear Sir,
Meri biwi beemar hai, mai us ka iklota shohar hun, ghar mai kaam karne ke liye koi dosra nokar nahi hai. Mujhe 1din ki chutti inayat kar dejiye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
awaaz yahan taka ayi ha!!

Patient to doctor: aap ki nurse ka hath lagtey hi mein theek hoogaya


Doctor: Jee janta hoon thapper ki awaaz yahan taka ayi ha!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
apna clinic khol lon.

Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon.
Dost: Yar tumhara khyal to naik hai magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
lab k test results

Doctor: Meray pass aap k liay aik bad news and aik bohat bad news hai.
Patient: Well, pahilay bad news batain.
Doctor: lab k test results k baad aap 24 hours aur zinda rahain gay.
Patient: 24 HOURS!!! Aur bohat bad news?
Doctor: Mai aap ko 24 hours se talaash kar raha tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Nurse ka mangetar bari hasrat se

Nurse ka mangetar bari hasrat se: Janu, meri khuahish hai ke kash mera koi hadsa ho jaye to mai tumhare ward mai admit ho jaon, aur tum wahan meri khidmat karo.
Nurse (muskurate hue): Janu, tumhe mere ward mai koi hadsa nahi balkai moujza hi la sakta hai, kiyu ke mai Labour Room mai Delivery karwati hun

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik admi langrata hua hospital mai

Aik admi langrata hua hospital mai dakhil hota hai, usey dekh kar 2 doctor’s aapas main jhagrte hain,
Pahla Doctor: uski haddee toot gayi hai
Dusra Doctor: nahi us ka angootha nikal gaya hai.
Esi doran aik 3rd doctor ata hai aur kahta hai chaloo essi sai puch laitain hain, tou woh bolta hai, nahi meri too chappal toot gayi hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu

Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”
Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?” . . .

Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai

Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai, I Am So Sorry!

Santa- Sorry Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai Dr. Saab, Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gaye to 2 Din Bhi Nikal Hi Jayenge..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

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