Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 527 views

Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kar Li

Patni-Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kar Li, Aap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nahi

Pati-Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia H

Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri B Karwa Dunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1st Friend : My wife converted me

1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

2nd Friend : Really?

1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan to world bank

Pathan: Hello! Aap WORLD BANK Se Bol Rahy Hain?

Officer: Yes, What Kind of help Do You want!

Pathan:

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100 Ka Khulla Hoga?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

hathi or choohey ki dosti

Ek hathi or choohey ki dosti ho gyee. Ek din hathi subah subah naha raha tha key chooha aaya or usey bulaney laga

Hathi ney bohat poocha key kia baat hey pani mein hi bata do, laikin chooha ar gaya key pehley bahar aao to bataoon ga

Kheir hathi pani sey bahar aaya. Ab choohey ney kaha wapis pani mein chaley jao.

Hathi ko bara ghussa aaya key pehley mujhey bahar nikala or ab pani mein wapis janey ko keh raha hey. Ghussa pi ker us ney poocha, “baat kia thee?”

Chooha bola: “Baat kia honi thee, subah sey apni jooti dhoond raha hoon, dekh raha tha tum ney to nahi pehen rakhi”

by farrukh ahmed (few years ago!)

Accident kerne per

Santa ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe
Arrest Kiya..
Judge:Aakhir Ye Accident
Hua Kaise?
Santa:Kyaa Pata Sir,
Me to so Raha Tha....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)