Medical; 622 Jokes

Sardar with dentist

Sardar With Dentist
Kia Dard K Bagar Daant Nikaal Lete Ho?
Doctor: Nahi
Sardar: Mein Nikaal Leta Hon
Doctor: Wo Kaise?
Sardar: He He He He

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Demagh daan

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag
daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Nurse

Nurse;doctor,rhe man u have just treated collapsed
on the front step, wht should i do?
doctor;turn him around so it looks like he was just
arriving

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Rest

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and
please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
ECG

RAAZ Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Test Karwane Ka Kaha
Lekin Wo Test Ka Naam Bhool Gya
Thori Dair Sochne Ke Baad-
"Bhai Hamara CNG Kar Do"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Feeling dizzy

patient:iam feeling dizzy for one hour after waking
up
doctor:then get up one hour later than the usual
time you get up..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gehra cut

Santa ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gya Nurse-Is Me
10 Tanke Lgenge
S-Kitna kharcha hoga?
Nurse-3000
S-Tanka Lagwana He Karhai Nai Karwani

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Opration

Doc.-operation dobara karna Padega Q..k Rubber k
gloves
tere andar hi Reh Gye he
Patient-Muje jane do
Mai tumhare gloves ki payment kr Dunga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sor kase phata

1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gya
Dr. Ne Us Se Pucha:
Khan Sahab Kya Hua?
Khan: Hum Pathar Se Keel Thonk Raha Tha
Hum Ko 1 Aadmi Bola:
Khan Khopri Istemaal Kro.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Blood

Pathan BLOOD K Bare Mein Book Parh Raha Tha
Wife: Aj Ye Q Parh Rahe Ho?
Pathan:
Mujhe Doc Ne Kaha Hai K
Kal BLOOD TEST Hai
Is Lye Test Ki Tayari Ker Raha Hon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dawa to kahi se nahi mil rhi

Mareez : Doctor Sahib Ye Dawa To
Kahin Se Nahi Mil Rahi
Pathan Doctor:
0oo Ho..Dawai Likhna To Hum Bhol Hi Gaya Ye To
Hamara Signature He

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mareez

Doctor:
Woh Memon Mareez
Ab Kis Baat Par Jhagar Raha Tha?
Nurse:
Iss Baat Per K Dawaen
Khatam Honay Se Pehlay Hi Wo
Kyun Sehat Mand Hogaya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek memon

Ek Memon Doctor K Pass Gaya Or Bola
K Ghar Ja Kar Mareez Check Karnay K Kitnay
Paisay Lo Gay?
Doctor:
Rs.300
Memon:
Chalain Doctor!
Doctor Ghar Pohanchay To Doctor Ne Pocha
K Mareez Kahan Hai?
Memon:
Mareez Koi Nahi Hai,
Sala Taxi Wala
500 Maang Raha Tha!
Or Aap 300 Main Lay Aaye…!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mareez with doctor

Doctor: Woh Memon Mareez Ab Kis Baat Par Jhagar
Raha Tha?
Nurse:
Iss Baat Per Ke Dawaen Khatam Honay Se Pehlay
Hi
Wo Kyun Sehat Mand H0gaya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Clinic

Band Clinic Ke Aage Lambi Line
1 Sardar Bar-Bar Line Me Ghusta
Log Usko Pakad Ke Piche Phek Dete
Srdr:Lage Raho Salo Mebi Clinic Nahi Kholuga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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