Medical; 622 Jokes

Sardar Ka Accident

Sardar Ka Accident Ho Gya tha.
Doctor Ne Poocha:

Sardar se ke Accident Kaise Huwa hai tera?
Sardar:

O Yaar Main Morr kattan Laga Se,
Te Aggay Morr Hi Ni Hondaa se

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mirgi Ke Daure Ka Ilaaz

Medical Ka Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Tha

Teacher: Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Mirgi Ka Attack Ho To Usko Lambe Samaye Tak Kiss Karo, Wo Theek Ho Jayegi

Pappu Ne Ye Suna Aur Excited Hokar Bola

Pappu: Par Sir, Usko Ye Attack Dilayen Kaise

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Doctor Film Banane Start Kar Di To Film Ka Nam Hoga

Paralyzed ho na ho
Hum blood de chukka sanam
Mari yaar ke endscopy hai
Kaho na Diabeteshai
Hash ap hamara patient hoti
Pagal banaya apne
Kabhi ICU Kabhi CCU
Hamara stethoscope apke pas hai
Operation to hona hi tha
Phir haddi fracture
Om surgery Om
Hypertension for you.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What If Doctors Make Films

Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?

1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

2. Kaho naa bukhar hai

3. TB no 1

4. Kal patient ho na ho

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Auraton Ko Kyun Ghoorte Ho?

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Aadmi: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chipkali Kaan Ke Andar

Doctor - Jab apko pata tha chhipkali apke Kaan me ja rahi hai,... to aap chup kyo the?

Patient - Pehle cockroach gaya tha, maine socha use pakadne ja rahi hogi. Isiliye main chup thi.

Par yeh toh cockroach ko khake andar so hi gaya. Isiliye nikalne aya hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dawaa Ka Bottle

Doctor: Is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.

Patient: Theek hai doctor.
(ek hafte ke baad)

Doctor: Dawaa khatam huaa kya?

Patient: Nahi doctor.
Doctor: Kyu nahi?

Patient: Usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aisa Kab Lagta Hai

GOLU-Doc. Mujhe aisa lagta hai jaise mere kaan me koi Gunguna Rahe Hai

Doc.-Aisa Kab Lagta Hai?

GOLU-Jb mai kaan me headphone laga ke song sunta hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Weight Problem

Doctor to Ladies:Apka Weight 65Kg Tha,

Aaj 55 Ho Gya Hai..

Apko Koi Danger Bimari Hai.

Ladies:Sir, Zald-Baji Me Mai Aaj Makeup Kar k Nahi Aai Hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Operation Fail

Nurse:Udhaas kyu baite ho sir?

Doctor:Dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, woh mar gaya.

Nurse: Arey woh to post mortem tha.

Doctor:Tho main subah kiska post mortem kiyaa tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya

Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,
Ladki Boli: “Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil”

Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh Nahi Aa Rahi Ki Isko Kya Samjhe

Dhamki? Ya Fir Chance

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nurse to Kid

Nurse to Kid: Breathe deeply
in and slowly exhale, do it 3
times.
.
Kid: ok
.
Nurse: What do u feel
now....??
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kid: Ur BODY SPRAY is simply
superb babe

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr to 86 yrs Old man

Dr to 86 yrs Old man: Dekhiye,is umar me,Jawan

Ladki se romance
karna,Maut ka kaaran ban sakta hai.

OLD man:I dont care! agar marti hai to mar jaye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
S@nta K! $ha@di 1 Nur$e $e Ho Gy!,

S@nta K! $ha@di 1 Nur$e $e Ho Gy!,

B@nta :- Or $@nta, Ke$! Ch@l Rh! Ha! M@rr!ed L!fe ??

$@nta :- M@t Puch Y@ar, J@b T@k $!ster N@ Kho, $unti H! Nh!,,,,,,,,,,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patient: Santa

Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?

Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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