Medical; 622 Jokes

Santa: Operation Me mujhe

Santa: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena

Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rahe Ho?

santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Doctor Ke Paas

Sardar Doctor Ke Paas Gaya,Doctor: Tum Duniya Ke Pehle Aadmi Ho Jo Pregnant Ho.Sardar Rote Hue: Main Logo Ko Kya Muh Dikhaunga, Meri To Abhi Shadi Bhi Nahi Hui.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa To Doctor

Santa To Doctor: Main Susu Subha 5 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 6 Baje Karta Hu.” Doctor: “Phir Isme

Problem Kya Hai?” Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 7 Baje Khulti Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor And Sleeping Pills

Funny Doctor to lady: Madam, your husband needs rest. These are sleeping pills.Lady: When should he take the pills?

Funny Doctor: No madam, these pills are for you.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Trainee Doctor And Patient

Trainee Doctor: Dekhiye aap dariye mat Main Hoo Na

Patient: Wahi toh mera sabse bada dar hai doctor…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Trainee Doctor In Operation Theater

Patient: Doctor, Yeh mera pehla operation hai….thoda dhyaan se operate karna.

Trainee Doctor: Areay bhai daro mat… yeh mera bhi toh pehla operation hai “Bhagwan Pe Bharosa Rakho”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Operation Or Postmortem

Nurse: Udas kyu baithe ho sir?

Bhullakad Doctor: Dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, Woh patient mar gaya.

Nurse: Arey woh to postmortem case tha sir.

Bhullakad Doctor: Toh main subah kiska postmortem kiyaa tha…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Cancer Specialist Doctor

Patient: Doctor, kya aapko pakka yakeen hai ke mujhe cancer hua hai. kyunki ek baar kisi patient ka cancer ka ilaaj chal raha tha aur patient TB se mar gaya.

Doctor: Ghabraao nahi… agar main ilaaz karunga to tum sirf cancer se hi maroge…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Best Medicin For Husbands

Wife: Doctor sahab, mere pati aajkal neend mein baat karte hain koi upay bataiye…. kya karu?

Doctor: Din mein unko baat karne kaa mouka deejiye…. sab sahi ho jaayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor Se Shaadi

Husband Before Operation: Suno agar operation mein mujhe kuch hua to tum us doctor se hi shaadi kar lena.
Wife: Aap aise kyu bol rahe ho ?
Husband: Kyunki is doctor se badla lene ka doosra tareeka nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor On Door

Wife: Suno aapse milne ke liye doctor sahab aaye hai…

Husband: Unse keh do mujhe bukhaar hai kal aana…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pujariji Ko Dast Lag Gaye

Pujariji Ko Dast Lag Gaye,Doctor Ke Pass Gaye, Aur Poocha

Precation Kya Karoon,Doctor Ne jawaab Diya Jor Se Sankh Mat Bajana

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.

Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.

Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.

Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor ab aap khatre se bahar

Doctor ab aap khatre se bahar h phir b ap itne dar kyo rahe ho Marij accident hua tha us par likha tha zindgi rahi toh phir milenge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr:Ne 1 Pagal Se Pocha

Dr:Ne 1 Pagal Se Pocha:
Tum Chhat Se Q Latak Rahe Ho?
Pagal:Mai 1 Bulb hun

Dr: Tum Jal Q Nahi Rahe?
Pagal:Bewkuf Yeh INDIA h Light gyi hui h.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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