Medical; 622 Jokes

Santa nurse se bola

Santa nurse se bola: aapne mera dil churaa liyaa hai.

Nurse: hmmm… maine dil churaane se pehle doctor ne aapka kidney churaa liyaa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor sardar say

Doctor sardar say
"tumhara aik gurda fail ho gaya hai."
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sardar rotay huay,
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"kinay numbraan tOOn."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Journalist To A Doctor

A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital: “How Do You Determine Whether To Admit A Patient Or Not?”

Doctor: “Well, We First Fill A Bathtub With Water Till The Top. Then Give A Teaspoon, A Glass & A Bucket To The Patient & Ask Him / Her To Empty The Bathtub.”

Journalist: “Obviously A Normal Person Would Use A Bucket Because It’s Bigger!”

Doctor: “No You Stupid, A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug!

Admit This Idiot In Ward No. 39

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Doctor's Wife

A Doctor's Wife Nvr Allowed Him 2 Come Near Her!
She Used A Very Unique Technique,
Guess Wat?
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By Eating Apple,
An Apple A day
Keeps The Doctor Away:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor: operation ke baad

Doctor: operation ke baad ab sab teek hai. tum sab kuch sun sakte ho.

Patient: aapne kuch bola kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
GOLU to Doctor

GOLU to Doctor:-Main SuSu Subah 6 Baje karta hu, aur Potty 7 Baje,

Doctor:-to is Me Problem kya hai.?

GOLU:-Aankh 8 Baje khulti hai...;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor to injured patient:

Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi tu tumhe
road se duur chalna chayi tha.
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Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai me tu park
me leta hua tha...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
At an INDIAN bus stand

At an INDIAN bus stand, An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a Book's Name..!!

Guess the name of that book??
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"How to Become a DOCTOR in 30Days". Rs 150/-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Psychology ka practical ho raha tha

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai

Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr. adhi raat ko

Dr. adhi raat ko utha or biwi se bola-main ja raha hu,hospital se Phone aaya hai emrgncy hai.

Wife-kisi ko to apni maut marne diya karo. .:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Golu: Doctor sahab

Golu: Doctor sahab, yeh dawai saarey shaher mein kahin bhi nhi mili.
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Doctor: Arey, dawai to mai likhna hi bhool gaya,
yeh toh mera signature hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor to injured patient

Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi tu tumhe
road se duur chalna chayi tha.
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Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai me tu park
me leta hua tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pthan ko doctor ne

Pthan ko doctor ne E. C. G krwane ko kaha,
Pathan jab phoncha to test ka naam bhool gya

thori dair sochne k bad kehne lga,
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"Bhai jan! Hum ko C.N.G krdo"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor santa se tumhari kidney

Doctor santa se tumhari kidney fail ho gai hai.....
Santa bohut roya or pucha....
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Kitne marks se ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek admi Dr. Se: Aap Parchi Me

Ek admi Dr. Se: Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho
jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai
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Dr.: main likhta hu….Main ne Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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