Computer; 96 Jokes
Facebook Ka Junoon… Patni Ki Maut Par Bholu
Pappu Se Milne Gaya: Bholu: Bhai Bahut Galat Hua,
Muje Afsos Hai….
Pappu: Yeh Rona Dhona Chod….Jaldi Se Laptop Le
Aa… Bholu: Par Kyun ?? PappU: Yaar Facebook Pe
Relaionship Status Update Karna Hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A begger meets another begger. A software
engineer meets another software engineer.Both of
them ask the same question to each other.What is
the question ? On Which Platform are you
Working ?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Tell the name of Any Microsoft Product?
Sam:
MS Excel
John:
MS Word
Matt:
MS PowerPoint
Sardar After Thinking a lot:
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“MS Dhoni”.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.
Santa
Santag
Santa123
Santaabc
Koe b nhe mil rha.
Major Rohail: Tum "AKALMAND SANTA" try kro
100% mil jye ga.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
kal raat internet nhi chal rha tau mai ghar walon k pas ja kar baith gaya....
yaar wo achy log hain...
=D
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
During a software company interview:
HR: Suppose i select u, where do u see yourself 5
yrs frm now?
Student: At home waiting for d joining date..:-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boss: tumhe MS office pata hai?
Santa: agar address denge to main doond looonga
sir
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Computer Science filed?
Ki lerhki?
Boys ko kaisay gaali de gi?
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Pedaishii Error ?
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Virus k bachay ?
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Internet explorer Jaise Bekaar Browser ?
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Windowsssss 98 Kay Keeeeeeeeday ?
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1 click marungi to zameen se Delete ho kr seedha asmaan me Install hho jaye ga{(554)} ?
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by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Sardarji, Tell Me
What Is The Meaning Of SMS?
Sardar Angrily Said:
I Know
It Means..
S – Sardaron Ke
M – Mazak Udane Ki
S – Service
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A husband read an article to his wife about how
many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
'What?'
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn’t sound good, I’ll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn’t inserted it yet, It’s still on my desk. Sorry….
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
What it Really Means...
WWW = World Wide Wait
ISDN = It Still Does Nothing
SCSI = System Can't See It
DOS = Defective Operating System
IBM = I Blame Microsoft
PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding Of Mathematics
BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Looking up websites on infertility, I found an address that sounded interesting. I clicked on the link and was taken to a site that said, “This page is under construction.”
I looked closer and saw in smaller print: “Check back in nine months and see what we’ve accomplished.”
I bookmarked the addresss and went back several months later. Posted was a full-page picture of a beautiful nine-pound baby girl.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)