Computer; 96 Jokes

Columbians Run Away

Why did a group of Columbians run away from the computer lab?

Because... The computer said, “You have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown!”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Is There a Floppy Inside?

Customer : “You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document but the computer won’t boot properly.”

Tech Support : “What does it say?”

Customer : “Something about an error and non-system disk.”

Tech Support : “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?”

Customer : “No, but there’s a sticker saying there’s an Intel inside.”
by (few y

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Girls are like internet virus!

Girls are like an internet virus:

They enter your life,

Scan your pockets,

Transfer your money,

Edit your mind,

Download their problems and

Delete your smile

So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Buy a Mac

I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.

I was against it and an argument started.

I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.

He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"

And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Hamare yahan shaadi e-mai

American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Laloo: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ek Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile Ke Saath 1 Scissor
Rakhta Tha,
Kisi Ne Poocha??
“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”
Pathan: : O Yaara Kabhi Kabhi Call Katna Bhi Par
Jata Hai Na.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
computer broke.

A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her.

The blonde said, ''Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.''

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar In Computer Exam

Sardar In Computer Exam

Examiner :
what is Microsoft Excell ?
Sardar: It is a new branch of surf Excel to clean the computer

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
tum usse...

Tum usse debug karna. Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Hansi ko inbox

Hansi ko IÑBÖX
Anso ko ÖUTBÖX
Gusay ko HÖLD
Muskan ko SÉÑT
Help ko ÖK
Dil ko VIBRÄTÉ kro
Phr dekho zindgi ki RIÑG TØÑÉ
kesi pyari mehsos hogi.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.

Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!

What to say now. :P'

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Why is the DBA

'Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of
FOREIGN KEY relationships'

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Santa was reading Financial Times. .

Santa was reading Financial Times. . Heading Reads”Microsoft buys yahoo messenger for 8.5 billion”.. He says “O teri, kharida kyun, Download kar leta” :D :D ..LOL

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Guy Searching,

A Guy Searching,

These Keywords on Google:

“How to Tackle A Wife..”

Google Search Result:

“Good Morning, Sir..!

Even We are Searching..” =D =P

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

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