Computer; 96 Jokes

computer sy jang

1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
newton law


“The rate of loadsheding is directly proportional to the rise in temperature.. as the temperature increase the rate of load sheding also increases

Let L is loadsheding, T is temperature, So, L=bT Where b is constant of beghairti

beghairtii of GOVERNMENT always remains constant unless or until an external force in the form of ”chitar” is exerted by public on the government…..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
I have windows installed

sardar to salesman,I want pink curtains for my computer,,,

Salesman;But computers don’t need curtains!

Sardar: Oye I have windows installed.

by (few years ago!)
Freak people out

When I die, I want my friends to keep updating my status to freak people out

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
Mario gameers will understand

u so drunk u gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling GROW MARIO GROW!

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
sit on a chair

people say all i do is sit on the computer...

but i don't!

i actually sit on a chair!

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
1 family ne

1 family ne

film “Sholay” dekhi.

Ghar aa k Shohar

mazaq me Biwi

se bola:


Uska Bacha zor

se bola:




by (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji and Computer

Sardar Ji and Computer
Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

by (few years ago!)
sardar to sales man

Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
1 computr field ki ladki

?1 computr field ki ladki kaise gali degi?
saale infinte loop,paidaishi error,virus k bachche,1click marugi to dharti se delete ho k paatal me install ho jayega.

by (few years ago!)
3 words dat cn totally

?3 words dat cn totally chng ur mood...
the best one

by (few years ago!)

Corruption has spread to every corner in Pakistan...

. . . . . . . .

Even my computer says: "some files are corrupted." ;-)

by (few years ago!)
Sardar saying to his friend

Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?

Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…

by (few years ago!)
You Know

You Know

You're Addicted To Facebook

When You Turn Ur Computer Off,

Go To Bed,

Role Over,

Grab Your Phone


Log On To Facebook

0ne Last Time For The Night ... !

by Usama (few years ago!)
Mr Funny: Aei bhai apun ko bhi

Mr Funny: Aei bhai apun ko bhi computer sikhne ka hai.

Short Man: Tu sala computer sikhkar karega kya tereko to sala mouse bhi pakdne ko nahi aata hai.

Mr Funny: Aei bhai agar mouse apun pakdega to sala BILLY kya karegi

by (few years ago!)

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